The Worst Urinal Ever
heavymetalharlot: captainpyjamas: theworststuffever: When ya gotta go, you gotta go… in a small plastic cup in your hand. You don’t pee in a shewee, you pee through it. It’s not a urinal, it’s a pee-standing-up aid. In theory - what they apparently mostly do is drench your hands and pants in piss (my mum had one for long car journeys haha, it lasted like two attempts). Maybe your mum...
The Worst Urinal Ever
theworststuffever: When ya gotta go, you gotta go… in a small plastic cup in your hand. You don’t pee in a shewee, you pee through it. It’s not a urinal, it’s a pee-standing-up aid.
Thanks Tumblr, you arse. I replied to my girlfriend offering to bring me snacks with “I love you” and it handily deleted “not just for snacks reasons”. From sweet to greedy fat girl, thanks Tumblr now I’m hungry.
itsnotatrap-ipromise asked: Where did you get your stitch onesie?
My absolutely perfect 5 year old cousin...
Cousin: You're all invited to the Wedding!
Aunt: Who's getting married then?
Cousin: *playing with dolls* Harry, and Jack.
Aunt: Haha, they can't get married, dear.
Cousin: Why not?
Aunt: Because 2 men can't marry, it's wrong.
Cousin: Says who?!
Aunt: Says God!
Cousin: We'll I'm going to worship Satan...
shavingryansprivates: my point is not that nobody should be able to buy a gun my point is that gun culture in america should not be glamorized you should not be able to buy a fully automatic rifle without an extremely extensive background check and thorough mental examination because there is no possible reason that you would need it that doesn’t involve invasion of the united states by a...
Drugs. I’m mental. A lot mental. I’ve had depression since I was about ten, and I’ve had anxiety for even longer. I remember being a small child and thinking I was just inferior to everyone else. I remember thinking I was going to have a heart attack because I was lying in bed and my heart was going crazy. So I guess what I’m saying is, you offer me something that...
Im rollin they hatin
unfuckyourhabitat: pleonasmus: Anyone else notice how many cats feature in UfYH posts? I don’t know if they’re part of the cause or solution, but they’re obviously central to the unfucking process. Dog people, are we going to let the cat people show us up? Get those pups in your before and after pictures. Just bribe ‘em with food. They’re easy. I’m too clean for before and after...
Defeat Depression: A Post From Cary →
defeatdepression: Hey guys, this is Hannah. Cary (our current mentor on this page) asked me to type this up for you guys to read. She sent it to me via a text because she felt she couldn’t log on here because of some of the ridicule. Anyways, heres her message: “Over the past night somehow I managed to create… I’m sorry if I caused trouble. You guys do a great job and I’m...
How about a mini-challenge?
unfuckyourhabitat: Look up. Find five things within your line of sight that are not where they belong. Put them in their rightful homes. As you were. I can’t. I literally keep things so tidy there are never five things in my line of sight that need tidying. I’ve got ONE thing currently, so I’ll go do that :)
Feminist describing Firefly and Joss Whedon as... →
pollypyro: sadlittlekingofasadlittlehill: This has to be some sort of joke right? This can’t be a legit thing. Someone tell me it’s a joke. If it’s not a joke, I’m baffled. However, given she thinks everyone who sees a sex worker is a rapist and says nobody should ever date outside their race, I’m not bothered about her opinions. I can’t decide which bit I like the best; where she...
The ~culture~ around smoking weed is the lamest...
heavymetalharlot: Either take drugs or don’t I don’t give a fuck, but if you base your entire identity off how many chemicals you can cram into your brain you are obviously lacking a real personality. Also by the way you dumb fucks just because it’s ‘natural’ and has some limited medical use doesn’t mean it’s harmless. Volcanos are natural, paracetamol is medical, either can kill you. ...
shiphassailed: rape culture means we are expected to figure out whether or not you’re just kidding about raping us Oh god, this is so true.
Why Avengers porn just doesn’t work, part 2. ————————————————————— “Tony…” Pepper paused, looking up from the shirtless man underneath her. “Is there any need for all the mirrors?” “Sir,” Jarvis interrupted. “There...
So, a few months ago, I set myself a few goals. -Be able to clean my house. -Be able to go to work without it hugely affecting my mood negatively. -Not fight with my boyfriend -Get back to the gym -Half the dose of my antidepressants -Walk my dog nearly every day. The only one I haven’t achieved is the gym one, so here are some future goals (always move forward. Backwards is for the...