June 2012
57 posts
Music, rants, fitness, stuff.: Real Men... →
captainpyjamas:
metalheadadam:
Stay faithful
Stick around
Love the size of your heart, not your jeans
Eat pussy
Don’t buy girls
Take care of their children
Will beat up other men who look at you
Like girls with big booty
Wear pink
Always have time for their partners
Phew, I was concerned. Back to my merry polyamorous bubble where only nice people exist ^_^
Real Men...
metalheadadam:
Stay faithful
Stick around
Love the size of your heart, not your jeans
Eat pussy
Don’t buy girls
Take care of their children
Will beat up other men who look at you
Like girls with big booty
Wear pink
Always have time for their partners
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IDENTIFY AS MALE.
That is it. That’s the qualification to be a real man. If you’re going for ‘gentleman’, then maybe the...
Mini-challenge!
unfuckyourhabitat:
Collect all the dishes from around your house and put them in the dishwasher or sink. Bonus: wash them.
NO. Why? Because I already put them straight in the sink and wash them, like a grownup :D
excuse me, it's time for a naked lady party.
heavymetalharlot:
It’s ALWAYS time for a naked lady party!
Well hello there ^_^
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I feel that if you ship Tony with anyone but Steve...
thesaintemily:
there I said it.. unleash your wrath other fan girls!
Even Pepper?!
“[Chris Hemsworth] is a big boy, and it’s all real. There’s no CGI. He eats that...”
– Tom Hiddleston (via clenchuplegolas)
#just standing around and touching him
(via skarletfyre)
Well. I’m gonna go ahead here and let my mind continue along the filthy tracks they have been set…
(via sarahvonkrolock)
“Racism is not in your intent. Your intent is immaterial in how racist your...”
– - moniquill (on red face & cultural appropriation)
truthin’
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I feel like in the 90s particularly a lot of well-meaning clueless people worked really hard to convince everyone that there are people who are Racists and they are easily identifiable and they are Bad People. Which...
Anon Writes:
fuckyeahftms:
So, I get really really dysphoric any and every time I get my period. My parents aren’t exactly supportive of me being trans, so I can’t do ANYTHING until I graduate high school and get out of the house. This means no binding, no T, etc. since I can’t take T, I was wondering if any of you guys knew any alternatives to NOT getting a period. My friends told me birth control but I...
doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren't wearing...
religiousragings:
My tootsies are bare, but I *am* wearing pants this time.
I’m in bed, that is not a place for shoes.
Heavy Metal Harlot: The ball fell off my lip... →
heavymetalharlot:
I managed to catch it before it went down the sink and put it back on but it was scary. I’m paranoid now that it’ll happen when I’m asleep, or out somewhere, and I’ll lose the piercing just as it’s finally starting to not be a total pain in the ass all the time. Can’t wait til I can change the…
Grip the back end between your strongest teeth while you tighten, works...
Anonymous asked: are you a lesbian
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Heavy Metal Harlot: Prostitute Mathematics →
heavymetalharlot:
captainpyjamas:
heavymetalharlot:
visablewoman:
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I’m sorry you feel the need to reduce your relationship with your boyfriend to financial value. Every relationship I’ve had, even the shitty miserable ones, was worth far more than any amount of money a client could give me. I regret being with most of my exes,…
People always tell the objective truth about what...
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What is it about really liking someone that makes you always worry they hate you?
Heavy Metal Harlot: Prostitute Mathematics →
heavymetalharlot:
visablewoman:
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I’m sorry you feel the need to reduce your relationship with your boyfriend to financial value. Every relationship I’ve had, even the shitty miserable ones, was worth far more than any amount of money a client could give me. I regret being with most of my exes,…
People always tell the objective truth about what their exes were like in bed,...
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heavymetalharlot:
daveellefson:
It’s “should have”, not “should of”..
When anyone calls me out on this I just obnoxiously start saying SHOULD HOV until they stop :D My grammar is bad but my funny is good!
I AM THE HOVOSAURUS HOV HOV HOV ASS
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Religious Ragings: When girls don't put out!! →
goddamntoothbrush:
kwhthinkingaloud:
This was written by a guy…it’s pretty damn smart.
Girls — Please have a sense of humour!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never…
I’m sorry, I don’t think it’s funny to imply the following:
-shoes are sex for women....
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Religious Ragings: I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S: alone,... →
religiousragings:
sneakinghips:
coffee-black-egg-white:
current facebook status. raging. so. hard.
*Bows*
Bottom line: The only time a woman is “asking for it” is when she, literally, is asking for it. You know, with words and stuff.
I can’t even fathom men trying to excuse their behavior with…
Anonymous asked: Can you squirt?
Fuck Yeah FTMs!: Coming out tips? →
fuckyeahftms:
Hey, guys. Hope you’re all well. I wish I could put a “Hey, {my name} here,” but I don’t actually have a name yet. Awkward…
Anyway, I’m going to be coming out to my parents soon, and I want to make sure they understand all this the best they can, so if anyone has any advice or information or…
Maybe ask what your parents would have called you if you’d been assigned...
Make your bed!
I already did -smug face- thanks to this blog I can’t not remember to.
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