May 2012
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English Shops
androstyle:
Firstly, I absolutely love your blog. After I found it, I spent the next few days looking through the whole thing.
I saw the post about you being from the UK and I’m from England and I live just south of London :) Anyway I’m ‘female’ but I much prefer men’s clothes but I’m not yet bold enough to shop in the men’s section in a store but as I’m about to get a bank card so I can order...
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Why do they think ‘fat dyke’ is an insult? To me, it means… I’m gonna eat fried...
– Margaret Cho (via rufflebutts)
Omg, I want this.
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Me: Can you sign this for me?
Peter Pan: [sees Merida's signature] Uch! Why'd you get her to sign it? She's just a big stupid girl!
Me: But she can shoot arrows! She can totally be a lost girl.
Peter Pan: You know what I think? They should call it, "Brave...for a Girl!"
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I hate when consenting adults do things with their own bodies that aren’t what I...
– Signed Slut Shamers, Who Apparently Have Nothing Better To Do Than Police Other People’s Consensual Sexual Activities (via deviantfemme)
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Batman: Your parents just died
Batman: And this is crazy
Batman: But here's some hot pants
Batman: So suit up, maybe
Dick: what
Batman: I cope with grief by
Batman: adopting babies
Batman: So now you're Robin
Batman: My sidekick, maybe
Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a...
heavymetalharlot:
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bizarre-faith:
Yes please! I’d love you forever!
Haha what Disney character am I?
Oh my gosh guys. You must to this or I’m gonna be sad.
Again with the boredom.
Do this! I’ve never really had that thing a lot of disney fans have of ‘yes I am deffo this character’ and I would really...
Heavy Metal Harlot: Now I'm nervous about my... →
heavymetalharlot:
Not because of my girlfriend, who is awesome and perfect and who I’m pretty confident my mum will like (she’ll be baffled by all her piercings, but she’s used to that with me already). But because my mum is quite odd and will probably shame me with her ~eccentric middle class slightly racist…
Fortunately I was raised a bit middle class so I can put that on dead easy :)...
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Eep. Just realised I’m meeting my girlfriend’s mum on Wednesday. She knows we’re poly, which is good, and she has doggies, which is excellent (when in doubt talk dog), but also, she is a bit mental from what I’ve heard, and I just have a bit of a fear, like what should I wear? And should I be normal or should I be all reserved or what? Anyone got any advice?
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heavymetalharlot:
visablewoman replied to your post: Being brave, trying Chinese food today. Last time…
ALL. THE. FUCKING. SWEET. AND. SOUR. I originally put balls in there and amused myself. I’d suggest an all you can eat mid-afternoon, you can do all the fun.
Thanks :D It’s already 8pm (I’m in the UK) so we’re just getting delivery, I can’t even remember what I ordered now… but if it’s nice...
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Names?
fuckyeahftms:
I’m really nervous about this, but I’ve been having trouble picking a name that fits me. If some of you guys could give me your opinion i would really appreciate it. :)
Davy, short for David? That’s what came to mind when I looked at your picture :)
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The Worst Cupcakes Ever
theworststuffever:
… but probably best cream filling ever?
HeavymetalHarlot, baking idea? :)
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Heavy Metal Harlot: Me and Captain PJs had a... →
heavymetalharlot:
Plan: Go the fuck to the Metro centre, don’t spend too much money, dress up as dinosaurs - RAMPAGE!
Here we are merrily on the bus:
Then we went to a lot of places, first Claire’s where I accessorised my dinosaur suit, and then some wandering including Primark where I obtained flowers…
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What is eurovision? I’ve heard people talk about it before and I feel really dumb because I have no idea what’s going on??
It’s a stupid song festival in Europe where one band/artist…
I’m having a Eurovision party again this year. Last year the theme was facial hair (you chose a country to support,...